This was in the jobs section of our newspaper this morning:
Sales
ALLIGATORS
FEMALE OR MALE
Last week we found 1 alligator, we are still looking for 3 more alligators to fill the 4 positions that are open. We are interested in hiring 3 semi-obnoxious, pushy sales pros for a very boring, repetitious job of selling. My current staff, the laziest group of individuals you will ever meet, drag themselves to work weekly to decide whether to complain about the weather, coffee, the thermostat or their manager.
When that's over, somehow they manage to organize themselves, work their appointments and make lots of money, which is surprising.... no one wants to buy anything we sell because the economy stinks. Applicants should have skin like an alligator and desire to suffer their way to a $100,000+ year career.
If interested apply in person only: Centaur Art Galleries
Ahh... a job description that actually accurately describes the position and still makes you want to apply (if only out of curiosity)!
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